Michael Bay is going to do a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake. Of course the cast isn’t known but here’s the choices that would make it an obvious hit.
Michael Cera because DiCaprio wasn't available
Andy Samberg for comic relief
Jesse Eisenberg works for me.
Like you would have a Michael Bay movie without Danny Trejo
Bruce Willis, all seeing, all knowing although John Carradine might be a better choice.
Scarlett Johansson, not Tara Reid
Chuck Norris. Why not?
Bebop and Rocksteady
Steven Segal. Does it really matter which one he is?
Jean-Claude Van Damme because he missed out on The Expendables
Other cast members? Let me know and I’ll add them to the list and send it to Mr. Bay’s casting director.