It seems my spam that I get daily (about 150+ emails a night when I get home to sift through them all) is now appearing as cleverly disguised haikus. Todays’ message was simply titled “chigger” and went like this:


curry tune

material conscionable darwin



gainesville gentleman

It must mean something. Either that or Walt Witman has returned from the grave to compose nonsense emails to me to throw my brain for a fruity loop.