Michael Bay is going to do a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake. Of course the cast isn’t known but here’s the choices that would make it an obvious hit.


Michael Cera because DiCaprio wasn’t available


Andy Samberg for comic relief


Jesse Eisenberg works for me.


Like you would have a Michael Bay movie without Danny Trejo


Bruce Willis, all seeing, all knowing although John Carradine might be a better choice.

April O’Neil

Scarlett Johansson, not Tara Reid


Chuck Norris. Why not?

Bebop and Rocksteady

Steven Segal. Does it really matter which one he is?
Jean-Claude Van Damme because he missed out on The Expendables

Other cast members? Let me know and I’ll add them to the list and send it to Mr. Bay’s casting director.